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  • About
  • Menu
  • Drinks
  • Events
  • Order
  • Reserve
  • Parties
  • Catering
  • Private Dining
  • Noir Ultra Lounge
  • Jobs

Our Menu

BrunchDine In MenuHookah MenuLounge MenuHappy Hour MenuPrivate DiningCrab WednesdaysTaco Tuesdays

Sides

Egg

$7.50
Cheese +$2

Fried Potatoes

$8.00

Grits (bowl)

$10.00
Cheese +$2

Pork Bacon & Sausage

$7.00

Turkey Bacon & Sausage

$7.00

Mimosas

2 Guests

$30.00
Bottomless

Parties up to 6 People

$75.00
Bottomless

Parties of 7+

$125.00
Bottomless

Non-Bottomless Mimosas

$7.00

Big Plates

Shrimp & Grits photo

Shrimp & Grits

$28.00
Chicken & Waffles photo

Chicken & Waffles

$25.00

Omelettes

American or Cheddar Cheese, Peppers & Onions

$17.00
Bacon +$6 Sausage +$5 Salmon +$8

Soup & Salads

Caesar Salad photo

Caesar Salad

$9.00/Small Size
$14.00/Full Size
Baby romaine lettuce, garlic croutons, shaved parmesan, drizzled with our caesar dressing | Add Chicken $5, Shrimp $7, Salmon $8
Wedge Salad photo

Wedge Salad

$13.00
Iceberg wedge, bacon, chives, tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles w/ creamy bleu cheese dressing
Cream of Crab photo

Cream of Crab

$10.00/Cup
$14.00/Bowl
Extra creamy jumbo lump crabmeat w/ butter & special seasonings. Add Cheese $17

Appetizers

Noir Wings photo

Noir Wings

$21.00
8 Traditional wings with 5 flavors of choice served with Blue cheese or ranch & celery | Honey BBQ, Lemon Pepper, Buffalo, Old Bay, Noir Special Flavor
Steak Egg Rolls photo

Steak Egg Rolls

$20.00
Crispy golden eggrolls filled with chopped steak, sautéed peppers & onions & yellow american cheese
Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail photo

Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail

$22.00
Jumbo shrimp dressed with house-made home-style cocktail sauce

Small Plates

Lamb Chops photo

Lamb Chops

$36.00/16oz
Savory grilled lamb chop w/ garlic butter
Grilled Jumbo Shrimp photo

Grilled Jumbo Shrimp

$24.00
Succulent glazed jumbo shrimp marinated w/ butter sauce
Honey Glazed Blacked Salmon photo

Honey Glazed Blacked Salmon

$28.00
Delicious grilled salmon drizzled with seasoned honey glaze sauce
Rib Eye Steak 8oz photo

Rib Eye Steak 8oz

$40.00
Slow grilled lightly seasoned & marinated
Mini Crab Cakes photo

Mini Crab Cakes

$22.00
3 golden battered mini broiled lump crab cakes

Big Plates

Shrimp & Grits photo

Shrimp & Grits

$28.00
Creamy home-style cheesy grits w/ honey butter & grilled jumbo shrimp | also served with salmon
Creamy Alfredo photo

Creamy Alfredo

$28.00
Rich parmesan cream sauce served over fluffy fettuccini noodles | Add Chicken $5, Shrimp $7, Salmon $8
Chicken & Waffles photo

Chicken & Waffles

$18.00
Golden waffles lightly powdered with delicious golden chicken breast
Fried Rice w/ Shrimp or Chicken photo

Fried Rice w/ Shrimp or Chicken

$22.00
Flavourful fried rice seasoned to perfection with mixed veg & your choice of Chicken or Shrimp. Steak or Salmon +$8
Chicken & Broccoli Bowl photo

Chicken & Broccoli Bowl

$15.00
Sautéed Broccoli with juicy grilled chicken breast with parmesan cheese and seasoning's

Vegan Small Plates

Sweet Potato Fries

$6.00
Fresh cut season & fried to perfection

Vegan Rings

$8.00
Crispy golden onion rings breaded with spelt flour

Sides

Fries photo

Fries

$7.00
Regular, Old Bay, Garlic Parmesan
Sweet Potato Casserole photo

Sweet Potato Casserole

$8.00
Four Cheese Mac & Cheese photo

Four Cheese Mac & Cheese

$8.00

Sautéed Broccoli

$7.00
Grilled Asparagus photo

Grilled Asparagus

$8.00

Creamy Mashed Potatoes

$6.00

Sweets

Add Ice Cream for $1.50

Strawberry Crunch Cake

$8.50
Ice Cream +$1.50

Fudge Brownie

$7.00
Ice Cream +$1.50

Snickerdoodle Cheesecake

$8.00
Ice Cream +$1.50

Red Velvet Cake

$7.00
Ice Cream +$1.50

$50 | Refills $10

Flavors

Smoke Time 2 HRS | Mandatory Refill

Mint photo

Mint

$50.00
Orange photo

Orange

$50.00
Blueberry photo

Blueberry

$50.00
Strawberry photo

Strawberry

$50.00
Watermelon photo

Watermelon

$50.00
Peach photo

Peach

$50.00
Mango photo

Mango

$50.00

Lounge Menu

Lamb Chops photo

Lamb Chops

$38.00

Pizza SLICE

$10.00
Steak Egg Rolls photo

Steak Egg Rolls

$20.00

Fries

$9.00

Cheeseburger

$17.00
Wings photo

Wings

$23.00

Food

(6) Wings photo

(6) Wings

$9.00
All Flavors

Burger + Fries

$9.00
Add Cheese + $.50 | NOIR + $ 3
(6) Shrimp Cocktail photo

(6) Shrimp Cocktail

$10.00
Chicken Caesar Salad photo

Chicken Caesar Salad

$10.00
(2) Tacos photo

(2) Tacos

$4.00
Beef, steak, chicken or salmon

Onion Rings

$4.00

Cheesesteak Eggrolls

$10.00

Hookah

Hookah (2hr. Max) $10 Refill (1 Coal + Flavor)

$50.00

Drinks

Rail Tequila Shots

$2.00/1oz

Margarita

$8.00
Peach, Mango and Strawberry

Long Island

$7.00

Green Tea

$6.00

Lemon Drop

$6.00

Tequila Flight

$30.00

Space Rental Prices

Space requires at least a 3hr minimum & $150.00 fee per 30 min over allocated rental time

Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays photo

Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays

$175.00/per hour
Thursday & Sundays photo

Thursday & Sundays

$250.00/per hour
Fridays & Saturdays photo

Fridays & Saturdays

$275.00/per hour

Service Fees for Staff

15 Guests or Less

$100.00/+
All parties of 15 guests or less are required to have 3 servers at $100 per (1 chef, 1 bartender, 1 party maid)

Over 15 Guests

$100.00/+
All parties over 15 guests are required to have 4 servers also at $100 per (1 chef, 1 bartender, 2 party maids)

Requested Add Ons Include

Personal DJ

$125.00/per hour

Personalized Decorations

$250.00/+
Floral arrangement, table centerpieces, room décor: $250.00-$500.00

Luxury Linen

$75.00/additional per table

Deserts

Full Cakes $65.00 per cake 8” round, $45.00 per 1 dozen cupcakes, ice cream $3 per guest

Desserts

Cake Options: Strawberry Crunch Cake Cheesecake, Salted Caramel Turtle Cake, Snicker Doodle Cake, Red Velvet

Full Cakes

$65.00/per cake 8” round

Cupcakes

$45.00/per 1 dozen cupcakes

Ice Cream

$3.00/per guest

Fresh Fruit or Cheese Display

$65.00/+
Add Assorted Fruit Platter

Coffee Bar

$25.00
$25.00 set up and cup per 5 people

Option 1

Individual Space Rental Only Price Option ($275.00 per hr 3 hour Minimum). Has to be at least a party of 8 or more | All guest in the party are able to order individually directly from the NOIR Dinner or Brunch menu, there are no food packages in this option. (Only Space Rental) | Time reserved for space is a minimum of 3 hours

Individual Space Rental

$275.00/+
Only Price Option ($275.00 per hr 3-hour Minimum). Has to be at least a party of 8 or more

Service Fees for Staff

All guests at the party will be responsible for a 20% service charge

Cash Bar on All Drinks

$2.00/+
Soft drinks are $2, Wines are $5, Mix drinks are $7. All top-shelf drinks have to be ordered from the restaurant bar ONLY

Option 2

Buffet Style Price Option $1,500.00 | Buffet Style DOES NOT guarantee all guests in your allocated party amount will be able to dine | Price is based on a 20-person party: (Caesar Salad, 1 Meat & 2 Sides of choice) additional cost for additional food | Time reserved for Space is a total of 2.5 hrs

Caesar Salad

Baby romaine lettuce, garlic croutons, shaved Parmesan, drizzled with our Caesar dressing

MEAT OPTION:

Choice of Wings

3 Delicious Whole Chicken Wings with 5 flavors of choice served with Blue cheese or ranch | Honey BBQ, BBQ, Lemon Pepper, Buffalo, Old Bay, Noir Special Flavor

Or

Mini Crab Balls

2.5oz Golden Brown Jump Lump Fried Crab Cake

SIDE OPTIONS:

Sweet Potato Casserole

Made with Roasted Pecans and Brown Sugar

4 Cheeses Mac & Cheese

Extra Cheesy, which includes Shredded Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmesan & Provolone cheeses

Jasmine Rice

Fluffy white rice with gray sauce

Cash Bar on All Drinks

Service Fees for Staff

All staff cost is covered in the total fee

Option 3

Plated Style Price Option | Plated Style guarantees all guests in your allocated party amount will be able to dine | All prices are based on a per person rate: Soup or Salad, 1 Meat & 2 Sides of choice

$35.00 PER PERSON MENU OPTIONS INCLUDES:

Caesar Salad

Baby romaine lettuce, garlic croutons, shaved Parmesan, drizzled with our Caesar dressing

Wedge Salad

Iceberg wedge, bacon, chives, tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles w/ creamy bleu cheese dressing

Cream of Crab

Extra creamy jumbo lump crabmeat w/ butter & special seasonings

Maryland Crab

Slow simmered tomato-based seafood soup with vegetables, potatoes & juicy crabmeat

MEAT OPTION:

Choice of Wings

3 Delicious Whole Chicken Wings with 5 flavors of choice served with Blue cheese or ranch | Honey BBQ, Lemon Pepper, Buffalo, Old Bay, Noir Special Flavor

Or

Jumbo Lump Crab Cake

5oz Golden Brown Jump Lump Fried Crab Cake

SIDES:

Sweet Potato Casserole

Made with Roasted Pecans and Brown Sugar

4 Cheeses Mac & Cheese

Extra Cheesy, which includes Shredded Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmesan & Provolone cheeses

Sautéed Broccoli

Fresh & well Seasoned Broccoli

Grilled Asparagus

Hand-picked made with a special butter sauce

Jasmine Rice

Fluffy white rice with gray sauce

$45.00 PER PERSON MENU OPTIONS INCLUDES:

Caesar Salad

Baby romaine lettuce, garlic croutons, shaved Parmesan, drizzled with our Caesar dressing

Wedge Salad

Iceberg wedge, bacon, chives, tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles w/ creamy bleu cheese dressing

Cream of Crab

Extra creamy jumbo lump crabmeat w/ butter & special seasonings

Maryland Crab

Slow simmered tomato based seafood soup with vegetables, potatoes & juicy crabmeat

MEAT OPTIONS:

Honey Glazed Blacked Salmon

Delicious Grilled Blacken Salmon Drizzled with honey glaze

Or

Grilled Chicken Breast

Succulent Grilled Chicken Breast season with Herbs and Spices with added Glaze Sauce

SIDES:

Sweet Potato Casserole

Made with Roasted Pecans and Brown Sugar

4 Cheeses Mac & Cheese

Extra Cheesy, which includes Shredded Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmesan & Provolone cheeses

Sautéed Broccoli

Fresh & well Seasoned Broccoli

Grilled Asparagus

Hand-picked made with a special butter sauce

Jasmine Rice

Fluffy white rice with gray sauce

$55.00 PER PERSON MENU OPTIONS INCLUDES:

Caesar Salad

Baby romaine lettuce, garlic croutons, shaved Parmesan, drizzled with our Caesar dressing

Wedge Salad

Iceberg wedge, bacon, chives, tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles w/ creamy bleu cheese dressing

Cream of Crab

Extra creamy jumbo lump crabmeat w/ butter & special seasonings

Maryland Crab

Slow simmered tomato based seafood soup with vegetables, potatoes & juicy crabmeat

MEAT OPTIONS:

Lamb Chops

Our Signature Tender Grilled Lamb Chop Seasoned to Perfection Served w/ Balsamic Glaze

Or

Rib Eye Steak

Slow Grilled Lightly Seasoned & Marinated

SIDES:

Sweet Potato Casserole

Made with Roasted Pecans and Brown Sugar

4 Cheeses Mac & Cheese

Extra Cheesy, which includes Shredded Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmesan & Provolone cheeses

Sautéed Broccoli

Fresh & well Seasoned Broccoli

Grilled Asparagus

Hand-picked made with a special butter sauce

Jasmine Rice

Fluffy white rice with gray sauce

Specialty Items

All specialty food items are not apart of food packages but can be ordered at a separate cost per guest

Shrimp & Grits

Creamy home-style cheesy grits w/ honey butter & grilled jumbo shrimp (also served with salmon)

Creamy Alfredo

Rich Parmesan cream sauce served over fluffy fettuccini noodles (chicken, shrimp, or salmon )

Food

Male Crab

$3.00

(6) Wings

$9.00

Cheesesteak Eggrolls

$10.00

Shrimp Cocktail

$10.00

Drinks

Beer

$2.00

Long Island

$7.00

Margarita

$8.00

Lemon Drop

$6.00

Food

(2) Tacos

$4.00
Beef, Steak, Salmon, Chicken

Quesadilla

$6.00
Beef, Steak, Salmon, Chicken

(6) Wings

$9.00

Drinks

Rail Tequila Shots

$2.00

Tequila Sunrise

$6.00

Margarita Tower

$50.00

Freezee Pop

$3.00

Dacquiri

$2.00
Strawberry, Mango
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